What’s new in my writerly life? By midnight tonight my word count for NaNo 2010 should teeter on the brink of 32,000. As of the time of this writing, my word count sits at a measly 11,503. I’ve misplaced two thirds of November. Has anyone see those days? If you find them, please let them know I’m looking for them. I can’t account for many hours of missed writing opportunities. What the heck have I been doing for the past 432 hours? These are some unanswered questions that haunt my dreams.
In real life, fear of the blank page rules my procrastination. My palms are sweaty messes. I can’t imbibe enough caffeine, no matter how fast I drink. I think my idea sucks a**balls. At some point I say, “screw it” and just write. Whew! <wiping sweat from face> Now that I’ve made the leap of faith, I remind myself I’ve frittered away a goodly chunk of the month. Ah, snap!
Never fear, though. I am determined to pump out 50,000 words by night’s end on November 30. Today is November 19 – I have today and the next 11 days to hit the mark. A feat attainable only by those possessing a certain superpower. What is that superpower?
Duh – it’s WRITING. What did you think it was? Invisibility? The ability to fly? Those would be kinda cool powers, but be real – they wouldn’t help me in the writing department.
Writing an average of 3209 words today and the rest of the month will bring me to exactly 50,000 words. Exactly. I’m nothing, if not exact. I can do this. Watch and see. It may not be pretty, but it can be done. I’m kicking my “heartbrain” (a term coined by Elizabeth Sims) into high gear. Look out world, here I come! Mwahahahaaaaa.
In the words of the esteemed animated pig – Porky “Is there any insanity in your family?”
I think there might be in mine … starting with me! I’ve just written over 300 words here that don’t count for my NaNo total. What was I thinking?